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Ocean's 8 | 2018 | PG-13 | - 3.3.5

After serving over 5 years in prison, the sister (Sandra Bullock) of Danny Ocean (of the Ocean's Eleven movie series) is released and plans a huge heist with her partner (Cate Blanchett) -- and hopes to also fit in a little revenge in the process. Also with Midori Francis, Elliott Gould, Richard Armitage, Charlotte Kirk, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling, Rihanna, Dakota Fanning, Awkwafina and Sarah Paulson. Directed by Gary Ross. A few lines of dialogue are spoken in German and Hindi with English subtitles. [1:50]

SEX/NUDITY 3 - A woman sits on a sofa with a man and they talk, she slaps him across the face, straddles his lap and they kiss (he's wearing a short, low-cut dress that reveals cleavage and bare legs to the thighs); we then see the man being handcuffed to a bed (he is wearing boxer briefs and we see his bare chest, abdomen and legs) and the woman leaves the room (no sex is implied). A man and a woman kiss passionately and she wraps her leg around his waist (they are both clothed). A woman kisses a woman on the head and hugs her in greeting. Two women call each other "honey," and "baby." A man kisses a woman's hand.
 A woman wears a dress with cut-outs at the waist that reveal bare sides and a slit up the leg that reveals her bare thigh. A woman sits in a bathtub with bubbles covering her to her shoulders. Women wear low-cut dresses and tops in many scenes that reveal cleavage and backs. A woman wears a short dress that has cut-outs with netting that reveals skin through the fabric and legs to the upper thighs. A woman wears a dress with a deep cut out on the back that reveals her back to the hip through sheer netting. Many nude statues and paintings are shown that show bare breasts (without nipple details), bare buttocks and crotches (without hair evident), bare abdomens and backs. A woman in a photo wears a top that reveals cleavage and bare shoulders. A woman wears skin-tight leather pants. A man gets out of bed in the morning wearing boxer briefs and we see his bare chest, abdomen, back and legs.
 Two women look at a dating app and one swipes a man's description to the right (suggesting that she liked him) and when he does the same for her description, the other woman suggests that she send him an emoji, "Like an eggplant" or something. A woman argues with her mother and her mother says, "This is why you have no husband." A young man talks about looking down a woman's dress when serving her soup. A woman talks about being "deflowered."

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VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - A woman pushes a sharpened toothbrush into the groin of a man, and then holds it to his collar and cuts off a button form his shirt before leaving.
 A woman steals cosmetics from a department store. A woman cons an upscale hotel into giving her a room. We hear that a woman owes the IRS a lot of money. A woman does sleight-of-hand card tricks in a park. A woman steals watches from two women (they ask for them back). A woman is handcuffed and taken away from a restaurant (we hear that she was convicted and served 5+ years).
 Two women talk about private security and assassins being used to guard expensive jewels. A woman talks about an 8 year-old girl dreaming of being a criminal. A woman yells at several security guards and flinches when they try to escort her out of a room. A woman looks at the burial place of her brother and says, "You better be in there." A character says that "Eskimos shove their elders onto the ice flow." A woman talks about "barfing my guts out." A woman says she "hurled my guts out." A woman asks a guard if he wants her to urinate in a cup.
 Two guards follow a woman wearing a very expensive necklace at a gala wherever she goes (except the restroom). A man climbs along a metal rigging around a display in a museum to avoid security sensors.
 A woman gags and runs through a crowded gala to a bathroom where we hear her vomiting violently (we hear splattering and gagging). A woman gags several times and runs off-screen. A woman eats Nutella from a jar and seems to be crying, with mascara streaming down her face. A woman cracks her neck twisting it side-to-side. We hear that a woman was bitten by "chiggers" and that they burrow under the skin and lay their eggs before re-emerging when they hatch. We see a screen that shows the inside of a sewer pipe as a camera passes through it (we see brown goo and matter). A woman takes chewing gum out of her mouth and holds it on her finger in a few scenes.

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LANGUAGE 5 - About 2 F-words, 1 written F-word ("Fking"), 10 scatological terms, 4 anatomical terms, 5 mild obscenities, name-calling (bugger, recently incarcerated, angry, travesty, wreck, hackers, stupid,, aloof, disaster, schmuck, idiot), 14 religious exclamations (e.g. Jesus, Oh God, Oh My God, Dear God, God No, Holy [scatological term deleted]). | profanity glossary |

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SUBSTANCE USE - A woman smokes a large marijuana cigarette in an apartment and another woman seems alarmed, a woman holds a large marijuana cigarette while watching computer screens, a woman squeezes a liquid onto a serving of soup and another woman eats the soup (please see the Violence/Gore category for more details), and two young men talk about smoking something (presumably a drug). Several women pour liquid into Vodka bottles (presumably cutting Vodka with water), a woman says that when you are drunk even cut Vodka tastes like Vodka, several people at restaurant tables are shown with glasses of wine or champagne, champagne filled glasses are shown on a dining table, many people at a gala carry glasses of champagne and several are shown drinking, a woman drinks a glass of whiskey, a man orders two glasses of whiskey, a glass of champagne is shown on a dressing table, people drink beer and wine in a loft apartment, several women drink champagne and beer in a loft apartment, a woman pours and drinks a martini while sitting at a mausoleum, and a woman drinks a shot of Vodka.

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DISCUSSION TOPICS - Prison, robbery, shoplifting, revenge, death of a sibling, computer hacking, insurance fraud, loneliness, alibis.
MESSAGE - Teamwork and planning can make for a successful endeavor.
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We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits.

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