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The Pink Panther | 2006 | PG | - 4.4.2

Steve Martin takes on the role of bumbling French police inspector Jacques Clouseau, who's responsible mainly for driving his boss, Chief Dreyfus (Kevin Kline), mad. When a priceless ring with a diamond known as the "Pink Panther" is stolen and a master detective is not available to solve the crime, Inspector Clouseau takes on the case. Also with Jean Reno, Emily Mortimer and Beyoncé Knowles. Directed by Shawn Levy. [1:32]

SEX/NUDITY 4 - In an animated sequence a nude man comes through a doorway and a diffusion block covers his genitals (we see his bare chest, legs and the side of his buttock briefly). A woman wears an extremely low-cut top that reveals her lace bra, cleavage and bare abdomen, and a woman wears low-cut dresses that reveal cleavage in several scenes. A man is bare-chested with a towel wrapped around his waist in a locker room scene. Several women wear low-cut evening gowns that reveal cleavage, bare shoulders and bare backs. We see a statue of an infant at a woman's breast (the infant's bare buttocks are visible).
 A man kisses a woman, and smacks her on the buttock. In a couple of scenes a man and a woman kiss.
 A man helps a woman down off a table and she ends up with her legs wrapped around his head and his face in her crotch; a man walks into the room and misunderstands that there is something sexual happening. A man thinks a man and a woman are having sex when he finds the man performing the Heimlich maneuver on the woman.
 A woman invites a man to her hotel room for dinner, she touches his shoulder seductively, and he leaves the room and tries to take a Viagra but loses it down a drain.
 A woman touches a man's shoulder seductively, and a woman dances on stage seductively. A man grunts and thrusts his hips.
 Two men lie in bed together and talk about women and romance. A woman tells a man that her boyfriend was being unfaithful. A man says that his e-mail address is Dr. Knockers.


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VIOLENCE/GORE 4 - A man is shot in the head (we see a red laser mark on his forehead, hear the gunshot and see him dead on the floor). A man falls to the ground dead with a poison dart in his neck.
 Several bandits shoot a sleeping gas into a room full of people, the people cough and collapse, and another man shoots the bandits with sleeping darts and they collapse to the floor.
 A man hits another man in the head with a chair, then tries to remove his face (thinking it's a mask) and pounds his head on a desk. A man punches and kicks three men and knocks them out.
 A man accidentally throws his police badge at another man and the pin sticks in his chest (we hear a crunch when he pulls it out). A man hits a man in the eye with a metal pointer (we see his very bruised eye later).
 A man threatens to attach electrical charges to a man's genitals during an interrogation and shows him how they work by attaching them to himself (we hear him scream and see his crotch smoldering).
 A man breaks a sink drain, water sprays in the bathroom, a fire starts, the man is shocked when he holds a hair dryer and stands in water, a hole opens in a floor and the man falls through it and crashes onto a table (he seems OK). A man in a wheelchair speeds out of control in reverse and falls down stairs (we hear the commotion). A man cuts a cord that releases a large chandelier and it crashes to the floor where people are walking (no one appears injured).
 A man is stopped by airport security when they search his bag and find it full of weapons; several guards hold guns on him, and a dog barks and lunges at him biting him on the arm. A man holds a gun on two men.
 We see a man in a hospital with a bruised and scraped face, his leg and arm are in casts, and another man raises and lowers the bed and the injured man yells in pain; the man's bed rolls out of the room, down stairs, through corridors and eventually it crashes through a window and he is thrown into a river below.
 A man's jacket becomes stuck in a car door, and he is dragged alongside. A man falls from a stair railing and lands hard on the floor. An elderly woman is hit in the head by a flashing police light that slips off a speeding car as it passes her, and she falls to the ground.
 A man performs the Heimlich maneuver on a woman, she spits an egg out of her mouth, the egg goes out a window, hits a cyclist in the head, and he crashes into a cart that explodes.
 A man jumps from a ceiling toward another man on the floor, but he misses and crashes onto the floor. A man's finger is closed in a door, he dangles from the door, and a woman inside opens the door and the man falls to the floor.
 A large globe rolls off a pedestal, down stairs (we hear a man scream that his leg has been broken), out a building, down more stairs, and across a street where it hits several cyclists and knocks them off their bikes. A cyclist runs into an open car door, and flips off his bike and into the air. A cyclist is hit by a large, rolling globe and thrown into the air.
 A man punches a man in the nose. We hear a punch after lights have been turned off in a room. A man cuts an electrical wire and he is shocked. A woman walks into a tree and falls back onto the ground. A man falls down a flight of stairs (we hear the commotion and hear him yell). A man is hit hard in the face by a soccer ball and falls back. A man in a car runs into two cars repeatedly and eventually their bumpers fall off.
 Piranha chew on the elbow of a man's suit jacket (we see it shredded but the man does not appear to have even noticed). A man pulls a curtain and rod down off the wall and it crashes onto a statue. A man's hands become stuck in two vases, and he breaks one on a desk and the desk collapses.
 An animated sequence shows a man hitting something and his hand throbs; he puts a gun in his pocket and shoots himself in the crotch, a panther slaps a man, and flames shoot from a hole in the floor after a man has fallen through it.
 A fountain pen leaks ink in a man's shirt pocket. A man flatulates loudly several times.


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LANGUAGE 2 - 1 anatomical term, 3 mild obscenities, name-calling (idiot, stupid), 3 religious exclamations.


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SUBSTANCE USE - People are shown drinking alcohol in a casino scene, and a man and a woman are shown drinking alcohol. A man offers another man a cigarette and he declines.


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DISCUSSION TOPICS - Murder, jewel theft, triumph, skill, greed, sexual harassment, embarrassment, disappointment, disgrace, gambling, casinos, undercover operatives.

MESSAGE - Even seemingly bumbling people can be effective.

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