80 for Brady | 2023 | PG-13 | – 3.2.5

Why is “80 for Brady” rated PG-13? The MPAA rating has been assigned for “brief strong language, some drug content and some suggestive references.” The Kids-In-Mind.com evaluation includes a kissing scene, several flirting scenes, discussions of erotica and fan fiction, discussions of the death of life partners, discussions of falling in love too quickly, several heavy hits and tackles on the football field with no evident injuries, discussions of cancer treatment, arguments and at least 1 F-word and other strong language. Read our parents’ guide below for details on sexual content, violence & strong language.

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When the New England Patriots make it to the Super Bowl, four friends (Rita Moreno, Sally Field, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin) are determined to go to see Tom Brady play. Also with Harry Hamlin, Sally Kirkland, Sara Gilbert, Bob Balaban, Glynn Turman, Tom Brady, Jimmy O. Yang and Ron Funches. Directed by Kyle Marvin. [Running Time: 1:38]

80 for Brady SEX/NUDITY 3

 – A woman opens a closet door and finds a man and a woman kissing passionately (the woman’s lipstick is smeared on her face). A man and an older woman sit on a bench and the woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder, the man leans over to kiss her and she pulls away.
► A woman reads from a book and says, “Gronk took her…” A woman wonders if there is an “Eyes Wide Shut” room in a house where a party is taking place. Women talk about a football player being cute. Women accuse another woman of flirting and falling in love quickly. Women talk about one woman writing erotica and she says that it isn’t erotica, it’s fan fiction. A woman talks suggestively about football players being “sweaty and piled on top of one another.” A woman says, “The holidays are a very sexual time for me.” A woman says that she is ghosting a man. A woman says that another woman was “hooking up with a man,” and the man says, “We were just kissing.” A woman rubs a man’s beard and says, “I want to shave you.” A woman bumps into a man in a locker room and says, “You’re so big,” and he says, “Thank you.” A woman says that “negging” is “how we flirt.”
► A woman flirts with a younger man to distract him. A woman tries to flirt with a younger man after saying that she doesn’t think she has ever flirted; she tells the man, “You have a nice head.” A woman carries a standee of a football player under her arm and says, “He’s cute.” Two men hold a woman in their arms and have their picture taken. A woman looks at a man and has him stand up and turn around so she can try to find something that is not perfect about him.
► A man wears a robe that reveals his bare chest and abdomen. A man wears a jacket, shirt and tie, and boxers and his wife reminds him that he should wear pants. A woman wears low-cut tops that reveal cleavage in a few scenes. A woman wears tight-fitting clothing in a few scenes. The cover of a novel shows a shirtless man holding a woman (we see his bare shoulders and chest). A woman calls a small bag a “strap-on,” and other people are alarmed and call it a fanny pack.

80 for Brady VIOLENCE/GORE 2

 – A woman is shown with a scarf wrapped around her head and she looks pale after we hear that she was undergoing chemotherapy for an unidentified cancer.
► Three women sneak a woman out of a retirement home in a wheelchair after she takes a prescription sleeping pill and falls asleep; a young man chases them through the halls. A woman accidentally hits a man in the face while dancing and we see the man holding an ice pack to his cheek later. Four women are told that their Super Bowl tickets are fake and a security guard grabs a woman when she tries to run in. A security guard finds four women in stadium stands and ushers them out.
► Several football game scenes show loud tackles and players being thrown and knocked to the field (no injuries are shown). A man makes fun of another man’s legs and accuses him of not exercising them. A woman tries to bargain with a man scalping Super Bowl tickets. A woman knocks on port-o-let doors calling a man’s name. A woman mocks a man while he is throwing footballs during a competition and the man is distracted by her.
► A woman says that she can’t sleep and that she misses her husband. A man and a woman talk about their spouses dying. A woman tells someone on the phone that they are not dating other people and she breaks up with the person. A woman tells another woman not to call her husband if there’s an emergency, but to call an ambulance. A woman says that she had some tests done and worries that the results might show that a cancer has returned (we do not hear the results).
► A woman takes a prescription pill and falls asleep while a man is talking to her. Several women adjust their hearing aids when a TV is too loud. Three women seem to be under the influence of a drug after eating a chewable; one woman imagines being someone else. Four women wake up moaning after a late night at a party. A man says, “I think I’m gonna throw up,” but he does not. A woman takes part in a spicy wings contest and one contestant spits a bite of chicken into a bucket.

80 for Brady LANGUAGE 5

 – At least 1 F-word, 4 scatological terms, 1 mild anatomical term (fanny), 9 mild obscenities, name-calling (old women, morbid, chicken legs, snaggle tooth, shark, selfish, shut it, conflicted, reluctant, vultures, ageist, babies, wannabees), exclamations (oopsy, wow, uch, oh my gosh, oh gosh, calm down, friggin, what a dream, what is wrong with you), 34 religious exclamations (e.g. oh God, oh my God, thank God, Heaven, good Lord, for God’s sake, Holy [scatological term deleted]). | profanity glossary |

80 for Brady SUBSTANCE USE

 – A woman at a party passes out gummies and says that they are high-dosage after three women have tried them without knowing what they were, a woman asks another woman how high she is, a woman says that another woman used to smoke pot all the time, and a woman takes a prescription pill and falls asleep. People drink an unidentified alcoholic drink at several football watch parties, and people drink champagne at a party.

80 for Brady DISCUSSION TOPICS

 – Friendship, illness, cancer, chemotherapy, divorce, death of loved ones, fate, marriage, disappointment, inspiration, courage, miracles, professional football, stereotypes, loneliness, companionship, “negging,” living in the past.

80 for Brady MESSAGE

 – Focus on the positive things in life.