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Happy Gilmore 2 | 2025 | PG-13 | – 5.4.4

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content-ratingsWhy is “Happy Gilmore 2” rated PG-13? The MPAA rating has been assigned for “strong language, crude/sexual material, partial nudity and some thematic material.” The Kids-In-Mind.com evaluation includes some partial nudity, many scenes of people fighting, discussions of the death of loved ones, many instances of alcohol abuse, and some strong language. Read our parents’ guide below for details on sexual content, violence & strong language.


After killing his wife in a freak golfing accident, Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) must take care of his family, as well as save the sport of golf. Also with Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald, Benny Safdie, Ben Stiller, Bad Bunny and John Daly. Directed by Kyle Newacheck. [Running Time: 1:54]

Happy Gilmore 2 SEX/NUDITY 5

 – A husband and his wife kiss while holding a baby and share multiple kisses while talking.
 A fake ad for Trojan condoms plays on TV with the catchphrase “Kids are great in moderation.”
 Four young men press their bare buttocks against the side windows of a van; they later show their buttocks again on camera, prompting a man to comment that they “Need to have something checked out.” An older man stands up without pants on and shows his bare buttocks (his crotch area is obscured). A nude man runs across a golf course with his genital area pixelated. Multiple men repeatedly use objects to imitate male genitalia (a traffic cone, a baguette, a hose, and a plane wand). A man is shirtless and touches his nipples, and a man is shown lying down and holding his crotch. A young woman’s under-breasts are glimpsed a couple of times. A man has a flashback of him and another man rubbing their hips against each other. A young woman dances to music; she ascends a staircase and she is shown from behind.
 A woman wearing a short skirt dances on a stage (we see her legs to the upper thighs). Shirtless young boys play together on a slip and slide (we see bare chests, abdomens, backs and legs). A young woman dances while wearing a ballet uniform. A woman wearing a bikini (we see cleavage and bare abdomen) is shown on TV and a man comments on her body. A woman is shown wearing lingerie (we see cleavage, partial bare abdomen and bare legs) multiple times while holding large pitchers of beer. A man and a woman, both wearing short shorts (bare legs to mid-thighs are seen), dance together and the woman does the splits. A man with his pants around his ankles sits on a toilet (we see his knees and lower thighs). A group of shirtless men shave letters into their back hair (we see bare chests, abdomens, and backs). A shirtless man is tied to a lamppost and covered in honey (we see his bare chest and abdomen).

Happy Gilmore 2 VIOLENCE/GORE 4

 – A woman is hit in the face by a golf ball and it is revealed that she died from her injuries. A golf ball hits a woman causing her to fall from a second-floor window (we see her hit the ground but no resulting injuries).
 A man is tied to a lamppost and mauled by a bear, off camera (we hear the man yelling). A man is thrown into alligator infested waters and eaten, off camera (we see thrashing and the man punches the alligators as the scene ends).
 Two men get into a fight with choking, kneeing, punching, and hitting each other’s head into a gravestone. A young man accepts $100 to be punched in the face. A man’s prosthetic hand is repeatedly damaged and snapped off. A woman grabs a man’s chest to intimidate him. A man pulls another man’s jacket over his face and knocks him out with a punch. A man slips on ice and breaks his arm, while another faints. Two men slap each other on different parts of their bodies. Several FBI agents break through glass windows and chase a man down the street.
 A man drives a golf cart while under the influence and crashes into another cart causing a large explosion; three people are seen on the ground around the crash and the man is charged with vandalism and a DUI. A man tries to steal a car by breaking one of its windows; the owner of the car catches him and strikes his head against the hood of the car repeatedly. Young boys hit a golf bag and then start a fight; a man tries to intervene, but one boy hits him in the leg with a golf club, and then hits him repeatedly while he’s on the ground. Two young men get into a fight and one puts the other into a headlock, one young man threatens to stab the other with a fork and other young men begin throwing food at each other. A man shoves another man over, then apologizes and we later see the first man shaking the same man by the throat. After a disagreement, a man throws boiling coffee into another man’s face causing him to scream repeatedly; his face is then disfigured with red marks and he wears an eyepatch.
 A man face-plants when trying to hit a golf ball and is ridiculed by other people; he tries again, but destroys a vending machine by throwing his golf club and he hits the golf ball into another man’s head, ear, torso and genital area. Multiple men are struck by golf balls in the head, torso, genital areas and buttocks. A man hip thrusts into the air before chest bumping another man into a table, which breaks under their weight and one of the men says he fell onto a fork. A man trips at a golf driving range and falls off the second floor; he is suspended by netting from his foot. A group of young men and an older man punch a plastic dummy dressed as another person then throw it to the floor and kick it. A man throws a snake onto another man’s neck and he runs around frantically. A man steals a police officer’s hat and runs away from the police wearing it.
 A man yells at a group of people demeaning them and he throws a book at a wall. A man in prison is questioned before his release; he discusses the neutering of animals, he threatens to beat up another man and shove a jacket down his throat and a shiv stabbing is mentioned. We hear that a man was charged in his youth with criminal menacing, stealing, intent to commit vehicular manslaughter, and causing injury. A man is intimidated at his job and subsequently fired.
 A plane knocks over a mobile staircase. A golf club shatters glass coming towards the audience. A man is dunked into a lobster tank where a lobster latches onto his nose; he screams and is surrounded by more lobsters. Two video game characters beat each other up.
 A man urinates into a mailbox and onto the sidewalk (we see urine streaming from the mailbox) a couple of times (his crotch is obscured by the mailbox). A bird defecates onto a golf ball (we see goo). An X-ray of a shoe lodged in a man’s rectum is discussed (we see the shoe without anatomical detail).

Happy Gilmore 2 LANGUAGE 4

 – At least 1 not fully enunciated F-word, 6 sexual references, 19 scatological terms (at least 1 not fully enunciated), 15 anatomical terms, 35 mild obscenities, name-calling (dumb, stupid, idiot, bozo, pork chop, chump, degenerate lowlife, alkie), exclamations (woohoo), 2 religious profanities (GD), 12 religious exclamations (e.g. God, oh God, oh my God, Jesus). | profanity glossary |

Happy Gilmore 2 SUBSTANCE USE

 – A man talks about Xanax, a man talks about popping aspirin, and a locker containing various medications (painkillers, Tums, MiraLAX, etc.) is seen. A man repeatedly drinks hard liquor out of a variety of disguised containers (a cellphone, golf club, golf ball, cuckoo clock, TV remote), a man tries to purchase alcohol from a liquor store and when his credit card is declined he steals a tiny bottle of liquor instead, a man drinks hand sanitizer out of the bottle, people drink cans of beer and use beer chugging devices, a young woman pours alcohol into a trashcan, and a man holds a tobacco pipe in one hand and a can of beer in the other. A news report discusses an energy drink that gives its consumers bad breath.

Happy Gilmore 2 DISCUSSION TOPICS

 – Losing a home, expensive school tuitions, financial stress, death of a wife, friends, and former teachers, divorce, alcoholism, addiction, extortion, separation, institutionalization, prison, OJ Simpson, prosthetic limbs.

Happy Gilmore 2 MESSAGE

 – With the support of friends and family, redemption is possible.

CAVEATS

Be aware that while we do our best to avoid spoilers it is impossible to disguise all details and some may reveal crucial plot elements.

We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits.

Our ratings and reviews are based on the theatrically-released versions of films; on video there are often Unrated, Special, Director's Cut or Extended versions, (usually accurately labelled but sometimes mislabeled) released that contain additional content, which we did not review.


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