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The House Bunny | 2008 | PG-13 | - 6.3.5

When a Playboy Bunny (Anna Faris) is tossed out of the Playboy Mansion for being too old at 27, she finds her way to a college sorority in need of a housemother. Her mission becomes to turn a band of social outcasts (Emma Stone, Kat Dennings, Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis and Dana Goodman) into desirable women. Also with Christopher McDonald and Beverly D'Angelo. Directed by Fred Wolf. [1:38]

SEX/NUDITY 6 - It is implied that a woman performs oral sex on a man: we see her go down on her knees, we see him look down and then we hear her talking about it later.
 A group of young women pose suggestively for a calendar: one is nude from the waist down and has a bush that she is pruning between her legs (no genitals are visible). A woman takes off her towel and we see her bare buttocks -- her crotch region is covered when someone moves in front of her. A woman walks around topless: we see her bare back and the reactions of people around her. A woman wears very short shorts (we see the lower part of her buttocks). Scenes feature women in a low-cut tops, short skirts or other revealing clothing, and women are shown playing games while wearing revealing bikinis at the Playboy Mansion; bare-chested men are shown also. Prostitutes are shown dressed in skimpy clothing that exposes cleavage, abdomens and legs (one prostitute is a man dressed as a woman).
 People dance close and suggestively during a slow dance. Women dance suggestively and smack each other's buttocks. A woman washes a car suggestively. A man wears pasties over his nipples to keep a woman from twisting them (he gets erotic pleasure from the pain).
 A man and a woman kiss in a couple of scenes. A woman hugs another woman and men standing around watch with interest and start moaning.
 A man is shown in bed with three women; they are fully dressed and he is wearing a smoking jacket. A man's heart rate on a monitor goes up when he sees women in revealing clothing.
 A young woman talks about getting together with a young man for a night "with pudding." A woman teaches people how to flirt. A man buys calendars of women in suggestive poses and buys two, stating that this is in case one gets ruined (implying masturbation). A young woman wonders if a man is gay. A woman talks about her "manhole" (suggesting her vagina). A young woman tells another young woman to be careful what you research when it comes to men and then points to her pregnant belly, implying that's how she became pregnant. A group of young women talk about another young woman's virginity and throw a party to "sacrifice the virgin." A woman talks about making penis cookies with her friends and painting each other's bodies. A group of young women selling hot-dogs make suggestive references. A woman talks about being naked in the middle of a magazine and wanting people to "unfold her." A person talks about "making love to the camera" while taking another person's picture. Young women sing the song "Like a Virgin," with lyrics that include "touched for the very first time." A woman talks about nipples. A woman talks about a brothel and talks about "T & A." People sing a sexually suggestive song about large buttocks. A woman wears a shirt that says "Delicious" on the front.
 It implied that a young woman has a genital piercing when a metal detector goes off when waved around that region.


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VIOLENCE/GORE 3 - A young woman stands over a manhole cover and lets the steam blow up her dress but the steam is hot and her legs are burned and we see them red and raw later.
 A cat attacks a man and sinks its claws into his chest; we see the skin being pulled and the man cries out in pain. Several young women are struck in the breasts by other young women. A young woman bites a young man.
 A young woman falls over a table and bumps her head; she is unhurt. A woman is struck in the head with a falling object, she falls into shrubbery, and appears unhurt.
 People talk about vomit. A woman talks about another woman being a good friend because she doesn't throw up on you when she gets drunk. A woman pours water on her pants trying to be sexy but looks like she urinated on herself.
 A young woman wearing a back brace is made fun of by others.


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LANGUAGE 5 - 2 F-words, 15 anatomical terms, 16 mild obscenities, name-calling (losers, vapid), 5 religious exclamations.


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SUBSTANCE USE - A woman talks about a date rape drug and not knowing that someone put something in her drink until later. People drink alcohol at parties and talk casually about drug usage, college students drink alcohol, and a man talks about how he isn't drunk enough to date a person.


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DISCUSSION TOPICS - Adoption, abandonment, being an orphan, orphanages, pornography, pledging, sororities, fraternities, alcohol, drugs, sex, discrimination, pregnancy, being sexy, eviction, homelessness, crushes, love, Playboy, bullies, homosexuality.

MESSAGE - Be yourself -- no matter who that may be.

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We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits.

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