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Cabin Boy | 1994 | PG-13 | - 3.2.4

Chris Elliott plays an arrogant, upper-class "fancy lad" who mistakenly boards the wrong sea vessel, and finds himself in the company of drunk, smelly sailors who will teach him the true meaning of respect.

SEX/NUDITY 3 - Two sexual situations: A man "gets his pipes cleaned" by a six-armed woman and has sex with a world-class swimmer (Melora Walters). There's no nudity.

VIOLENCE/GORE 2 - A few slapstick scenes, with punching, etc. Nothing remotely violent, bloody or scary.

LANGUAGE 4 - No F-words, but a host of scatological, anatomical and manifestly abusive terms.

DISCUSSION TOPICS - There's nothing adult about this movie.

MESSAGE - Learn to respect others and they will in turn respect you.

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