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We enable adults to determine whether a movie is appropriate for them or their children, according to their own criteria. Unlike the MPAA we do not assign an inscrutable rating based on age, but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE & PROFANITY on a scale of 0 to 10. We also explain in detail why a film rates high or low in a specific category, and we include instances of SUBSTANCE USE, a list of DISCUSSION TOPICS that may elicit questions from kids and MESSAGES the film conveys. Again, unlike the MPAA, we do not make age-specific recommendations. Since our system is based on objective standards, not the viewer's age or the artistic merits of a film, we enable adults to determine whether a movie is appropriate for their children according to their own criteria...

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Bangkok Dangerous - 8.8.5

A hired killer and loner (Nicolas Cage) is hired to make four kills in Bangkok, Thailand. But he forgets his vow to never get involved with any of his assignments and during the last assassination... [1:40 - R]

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Babylon A.D. - 4.7.5

It's the near future and a mercenary (Vin Diesel) is hired to transport a young woman (Mélanie Thierry) across the U.S./Canada border. He doesn't know why his client wants her... [1:30 - PG-13]

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Disaster Movie - 7.8.5

Parody of other films, with five people (Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Gary "G-Thang" Johnson, Nicole Parker and Crista Flanagan) screaming and crying their way through a series... [1:30 - PG-13]

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Traitor - 2.6.5

A man (Don Cheadle) selling weapons to Muslim terrorist groups is chased by the FBI and linked to bombings in countries around the world. Also with Archie Panjabi, Guy Pearce, Lorena Gale... [1:53 - PG-13]

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The Longshots - 3.3.4

A former high school football great (Ice Cube) is depressed after he loses his job due to a plant closing, until he takes on a new assignment: to baby-sit his niece (Keke Palmer), whom... [1:34 - PG]

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Death Race - 4.8.8

Jason Statham stars as a man falsely charged with murdering his wife and sentenced to a notorious maximum security island prison. The prison's warden (Joan Allen) makes... [1:29 - R]

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The House Bunny - 6.3.5

When a Playboy Bunny (Anna Faris) is tossed out of the Playboy Mansion for being too old at 27, she finds her way to a college sorority in need of a housemother. Her mission becomes... [1:38 - PG-13]

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Hamlet 2 - 6.3.7

A bad actor (Steve Coogan) tries his hand at being a high school drama coach, but when budget cuts and several harsh reviews threaten his vocation, he sets out to stage a grand... [1:34 - R]

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Vicky Cristina Barcelona - 6.4.4

Two women (Rebecca Hall and Scarlett Johansson) take a long summer vacation together in Spain, where they meet an artist (Javier Bardem), and both fall for him, even though one is has... [1:36 - PG-13]

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The Rocker - 4.4.5

Rainn Wilson stars as a drummer who was fired from a 1980s rock band, but has not given up on his dream to one day drum again. Having lived next to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... [1:42 - PG-13]

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Mirrors - 5.8.5

A troubled, former NYC detective (Kiefer Sutherland) encounters an alternate reality and a special kind of evil when he takes a night watchman job in an abandoned building... [1:50 - R]

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Tropic Thunder - 5.7.10

A group of pampered, spoiled actors (Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Brandon T. Jackson and Jay Baruchel) set out to make a big budget war movie. When their behavior angers... [1:47 - R]

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The Clone Wars - 1.3.1

Animated feature that fits between "Episode II - Attack of the Clones" and "Episode III - Revenge of the Sith": The Clone Wars have begun and the Jedi force is spread out... [1:38 - PG]

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Fly Me to the Moon - 1.2.1

3-D animated feature about a young fly, who grows up hearing about the adventures of his grandfather and decides to have an adventure of his own: After convincing his two closest friends... [1:25 - G]

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Henry Poole Is Here - 2.3.4

After being diagnosed with an incurable disease, Henry Poole (Luke Wilson) leaves his fiancée and successful business and returns to the street where he grew up in order to live... [1:41 - PG]

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Pineapple Express - 5.7.10

A man (Seth Rogen) who witnesses a murder drops a cigarette of a rare type of marijuana at the scene and later realizes that it can be traced directly to him and his dealer (James Franco)... [1:50 - R]

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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 - 5.2.3

Four friends (America Ferrera, Alexis Bledel, Blake Lively, Amber Tamblyn) continue on their journey to adulthood and keep in touch throughout the summer by letter and the sharing of a pair of well-worn jeans. They experience... [1:57 - PG-13]

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - 3.7.3

Brendan Fraser reprises his role as an adventurer with a penchant for mummies, and this time he's called out of retirement after his son (Luke Ford) uncovers a brutal emperor that... [1:52 - PG-13]

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Swing Vote - 1.2.5

The presidential race is in a tie, and one single vote is going to decide the outcome. After an election day glitch keeps his vote from being counted, an underachieving single dad (Kevin Costner)... [1:40 - PG-13]

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Brideshead Revisited - 7.2.3

Adapted from the classic novel by Evelyn Waugh: A young man's (Ben Whishaw) life is forever changed after meeting the family that lives in the palatial Brideshead. Also with Emma Thompson... [2:15 - PG-13]

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American Teen - 3.4.5

Documentary about the 2006 Warsaw, Indiana graduating class, concentrating on five of the students, whose dreams for a promising future play out during their senior year... [1:35 - PG-13]

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Step Brothers - 9.5.9

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two grown men who form an unlikely team when their parents marry and they become stepbrothers. Suddenly the middle-aged slackers have... [1:35 - R]

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The X-Files: I Want to Believe - 3.7.4

Former FBI agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny), a believer in alien abductions, paranormal phenomena and government conspiracies, and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson)... [1:44 - PG-13]

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The Dark Knight - 2.7.3

Amidst an ongoing struggle to rid Gotham of organized crime, the Batman (Christian Bale) is introduced to a villain whose motivations seem to be to create anarchy and chaos... [2:32 - PG-13]

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Mamma Mia! - 4.1.3

Musical comedy featuring tunes from the '70s group ABBA: A young woman (Amanda Seyfried) preparing for her wedding is determined to discover the identity of her father... [1:48 - PG-13]

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Space Chimps - 0.2.1

When a space probe is sucked into a wormhole and communication is lost, two astronaut chimpanzees and a circus chimpanzee with a stellar pedigree (his grandfather... [1:21 - G]

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